3 Things Lady Gaga Wouldn’t Wear on Stage.

September 1st, 2010

Today’s Quote:

“It is not women’s fault if we are so tender. It is in the nature of the lives we live. And further, it would be a terrible catastrophe if men had to live men’s lives and women’s also. Which is precisely what has happened today – to women.” – Selma James

Lady Gaga (aka Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta) is the queen when it comes to fashion on  stage. If you are a female singer or female musician, chances are you have checked out this celeb’s latest fashions. You may or may not be able to picture yourself wearing this type of wardrobe but there are some things you should never wear. Here is list of what I think this artist would never be caught in while performing.

What Lady Gaga Wouldn’t Wear on Stage:

Lady Gaga wouldn’t split over hairs. There’s just something about those tresses that really make the icing on the cake when it comes to your look on stage.

Artists spend thousands of dollars to have great hair. Stars are known to have a budget the size of Nasa’s, set aside just for the right “do”. You don’t necessarily need Edward Scissorhands as a hairstylist, but it doesn’t hurt to pay for a great stylist who can sculpt your coif into a masterpiece. The next time you need a cut, take a pic of your new look and bring it to a more affordable hairstylist.

Lady Gaga wouldn’t wear clothes not suited for her body type. If I could count the amount of times I see people wearing the wrong clothes for their body type, I’d have enough cash to pay for my next tour bus.  We’re all tempted to wear that sexy ‘thang’ we saw dangling in the window of our favorite shop.  But does it look great on our bod? Don’t be fooled by thinking that all stars have the perfect body.

The only thing they have perfect is the fact that they have consultants who tell them what does and doesn’t work with their type of body. Everyone has imperfections. The key- as all the fashion mags tell us is – cover up the flaws and accentuate the gorgeous parts.

Lady Gaga doesn’t wear kaki. Well maybe she does, but that’s not the point. Years ago I bumped into a friend, who had become a high rolling CEO for a large firm. She was very confident and successful and had lots of bling to go with her expensive power suit.

Unfortunately the color of the suit was a kaki green, which for some strange reason gave her teeth a greenish hue. Not a pretty site I might add. Getting your colors done by a professional color consultant may make all the difference in the world to how you appear on stage. The wrong colors especially if they are close to your face can make you appear pasty and tired.

If you want to be a chart topper or simply looking your best at your local watering hole follow these three points. Most importantly always look for clothing that brings out your unique and beautiful features!

by Vivian Clement

“I am woman, I can do anything”
-Helen Reddy, singer

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